1. You once replied to the standard barista question, “What drink can I get started for you today?” with “Yes.”
2. You consider reporting any employer who doesn’t provide coffee in the kitchen or break room to OSHA.
3. You woke up once only to realize that you’d run out of coffee the night before, and quickly shut your eyes to escape the worst nightmare you’d ever had.
4. That was the day you considered ordering only coffee on Seamless.
5. The barista at the coffee shop by your apartment knows you and your drink on sight.
6. So does the barista at the coffee shop by your office.
7. And every other coffee shop in a 3 block radius of either location.
8. In your opinion, one of the greatest gestures of true love is when your significant other has your coffee order memorized.
9. You have very…
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