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Why It Really Doesn’t Matter How Many People You’ve Slept With

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Why It Really Doesn’t Matter How Many People You’ve Slept With

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He rolls off me and does the awkward condom removal maneuver before he climbs back in my bed, nestles in a bit and asks, “So what’s your number?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, you seem like this isn’t your first song and dance. What number am I?”

I don’t know. At this point it’s all a statistic.

How many did I love? 3.

How many was I actually in a committed relationship with? 2.

The year I lost track of the number? 2012.

Does it matter if you’re safe about it? I get my tests yearly just to make sure a mistake wasn’t a terrible one. I no longer go into these trysts feeling dead inside, trying to get something more out of it than what it is. I don’t think it’s anyone’s business to know my number, especially when I’m not so sure myself. Why don’t I know? Because…

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23 Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

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23 Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

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1. You once replied to the standard barista question, “What drink can I get started for you today?” with “Yes.”

2. You consider reporting any employer who doesn’t provide coffee in the kitchen or break room to OSHA.

3. You woke up once only to realize that you’d run out of coffee the night before, and quickly shut your eyes to escape the worst nightmare you’d ever had.

4. That was the day you considered ordering only coffee on Seamless.

5. The barista at the coffee shop by your apartment knows you and your drink on sight.

6. So does the barista at the coffee shop by your office.

7. And every other coffee shop in a 3 block radius of either location.

8. In your opinion, one of the greatest gestures of true love is when your significant other has your coffee order memorized.

9. You have very…

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